The is a rational to pissing yourself in public that has a range goes from almost unable to believe you are doing it to it making perfect sense that you are doing it. The easier it gets to explain depends on how much you have had to drink.<...

Not a biblical post

Someone has to say it.

Don't piss that woman off!

You're damned right I said it! Someone had to.

Choking on the hair of the dog

And cabbages and kings. (You get extra points if you don't have to Google that)

Did you ever stop to consider that the heart doesn't know what the hell it wants?

Some people just stink of goodness.

Never thought I would see it.

Casting the first stone and all that shit.

There are Words and then there are Vile actions. 

The keyword is "Try"

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

Two very different terms for one fast food visit.

Like sugar covered meth, but they cost more.

And some times its just a catchy title

Rod Serling suffered from horrible flop sweat. Why does that make me feel better?

Yeah, this one went dirty.

Nothing better than a hangover to put it all into perspective

Good things come to bad people who wait.

Love is a bitch.

But less organized...

Think Riders on the storm by the Doors, but much more awkward.

Not sure even Nyquil will work here.